High Expectations

I hear that the fashion shows classes are constantly using our show from last term as a yardstick. That's wonderful, we left our mark. I suppose complete gratification would be that they supercede us, in every way.

Burning Bridges

I think that you should really think before lighting the match. You never know just when you will have to cross over the bridge again in life. Burning bridges or relationships can result in a lonely and bitter life.

O.K.

Here's a couple more funnys...

Q: What's red and furry and tackles people?
A: Tackle Me Elmo

Superman once wrote on the wall, "Batman is a wimp!"
The next day Batman wrote, "Superman is Clark Kent!"

Q: What did the 0 say to the 8?
A: Nice belt.

Two guys walk into a bar and sit down to eat their lunches. Then the bartender says, "Sorry but you can't eat your own lunches in here." They looked at each other and swapped lunches.